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Brian D'Amato's avatar

Well, that’s fine for all you folks, but my own happiest childhood memories center around the Festival of Atlcahualo. Every year we’d join the great procession to the mountaintop shrine on Cerro Tláloc and cheer the priests as they carried one after another of a line of eight-year-old girls -- each specially chosen for her flawless beauty -- up to the altar stone, slashed open their chests, and offered their still-throbbing hearts to Tláloc and Tlaloque. But my favorite part, I have to tell you, was how if any of the children wouldn’t cry, we got to dangle them over pots of burning chili peppers until they produced the floods of tears that augered a bountiful rainy season. So, to any other Aztecs out there who are still sacrificing: a triumphant and fertile Atlcahualo, from our order of Eagle and Jaguar Warriors to yours.

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Kelleigh Nelson's avatar

Please Lord, begging for mercy...I know we get the leaders we deserve, but Cackles is just too much.

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