Is Justin Trudeau the son of Fidel Castro?
And being Castro's son would make Justin a wimp ... why?
Is Justin Trudeau Castro's son?
Young rightist memesters tend to be ignorant about how formidable was Pierre Trudeau, who during his 15 years as prime minister more or less re-founded the British colony of Canada on the model of his own bilingual self. (Pierre was one of 3% of the population who grew up fluent in both English and French.)
So they assume Pierre must have been some cheese-eating surrender monkey who was of course cuckolded by Fidel Castro on his honeymoon.
And what if the theory is true? Due to their ignorance of Canadian history, rightists have been asserting, in effect, that Justin Trudeau enjoys the Nature of the most glamorous opponent of America, Fidel Castro, and the Nurture of the biggest man of 20th Century Canada, Pierre Trudeau.
And that proves Justin Trudeau is a wimp because … well … they'll get back to you on that one.
During his 15 years ruling Canada, Pierre Trudeau was bald, which dominates 21st century takes on his looks. But, with hair and a shave, the young Pierre and the young Fidel were pretty similar looking
In these two shots, Pierre (right) looks more striking than Fidel (left). Pierre resembles a snobbish Hogwarts head boy bad guy in a Harry Potter movie, which he kind of was. Around this era (he was born in 1919), he was a leader in Catholic pro-Fascist youth movements in Canada supporting the quisling Vichy regime in France. But he eventually figured out who was going to win the war, and deftly switched sides.
Indeed, Pierre usually wound up a winner.
Fidel is clearly the father. You have to really dig to find a photo where Justin looks remotely like Pierre whereas there are hundreds of photos where Justin looks like Fidel. It's well-established that Margaret Trudeau had affairs with countless men in the 1970s including the Rolling Stones and Ted Kennedy. Yet, when Margaret was named to ask the sexiest man she mentioned Fidel.
During their two-week long honeymoon, Pierre and Margaret spent a weekend at an unnamed Caribbean island. Justin was born 9 months later. Pierre was a sexual libertine with a wife 30 years his junior. Justin lacks the intellectual vigour of Pierre and the toughness of Fidel. (Not surprising when you consider that he grew up pampered). Like Fidel who famously spoke on the TV/Radio for hours on a weekly basis, Justin likes to ramble in front of the camera. One of Fidel's sons has called Justin his half-brother.
Pierre was 5'10. Fidel and Justin were both 6'3. Justin's genetic make-up is Scottish/English and Spanish-Cuban. He resembles the Chilean actor Pedro Pascal.
I could go on and on. I'm 99.9% sure that the Justin is the son of Fidel Castro.
Pierre Elliot Trudeau didn't really switch sides during WW2. He suddenly stopped his anti-war activism and was allowed to study at Harvard. This was unusual treatment for any young man of military age, so perhaps some kind of deal was worked out.
Trudeau was still a rightwing nationalist as late as 1948, when he wrote a letter in support of Adrien Arcand's request for compensation (Arcand was interned during the war). You can judge this letter for yourself by reading it online, if you can handle Trudeau's highly intellectual French and use of "clins d'oeil". At that time, he still considered WWII to have been an imperialist war and scoffed at the notion that it was fought for humanitarian reasons.
It looks like Trudeau abandoned rightwing nationalism in 1950, when he turned 30. He was still single and still a virgin — a situation that tormented him to the point that he sought psychiatric help. That's probably why he became an international socialist. It was the only way for him to have any kind of social life ... and love life.
Trudeau, P.E. (1948). Réflexions sur une démocratie et sa variante. Lettre de Londres. Notre temps. Hebdomadaire social et culturel 3(18): 1,6. February 14.
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