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Will's avatar

3 or 8!

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Will's avatar

#1. Resolute, informed, triumphant, nice guy.

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Almost Missouri's avatar

This.

The arms-crossed-serious-face just plays into the Left's Steveophobic slander.

#1 is best. #11 is a runner-up if you crop out the Dilbertish bottom of the tie. #8 is a runner-up to the runner-up.

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Some Anon's avatar

#1

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Calvin & Hoppes's avatar

3

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Steve Campbell's avatar

13-15

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Nate Oseep's avatar

1 or 2.

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michael mitchell's avatar

Nothing in your KKK or Nazi outfit?

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Erik's avatar

Dude, the KKK and Nazi party will not allow you to join if you belong to the other. Believe me; I've asked. Also they were like "absolutely no Jews" which I found hurtful, but whatever

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Almost Missouri's avatar

I think the KKK has something against Catholics too. Steve's probably not Catholic, but he did attend that Catholic-sounding school.

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Erik's avatar

Back in the 1990s the Klan in Oregon was so hard up for members that they started admitting Catholics. I didn't follow up to see how that worked out

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michael mitchell's avatar

Report them to the ADL!

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Erik's avatar

Oh, they're on it! And if Kamala Harris is elected, I expect quick government action on this obvious disparate impact case.

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Diana (Somewhere in Maryland)'s avatar

I like 3.

Maybe because it’s DC, I think you look like you work at a law firm called Sailer, Sailer & Sailer LLC

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William Green's avatar

#3

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Yuri Bezmenov's avatar

3, 9, 15

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C.L. Andrews's avatar

8, 11, or 15

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BWS92082's avatar

11 (but zoom in more)

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ReadingRainbow's avatar

11 for me also.

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Beemac's avatar

15

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John Gaylord's avatar

9. Take it from me.

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Glenda Roundtree's avatar

11

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Ralph L's avatar

Definitely go for one where you're centered in the doorway--it gives you appropriate horns.

Zoom in to remove any tie showing below your arm--who do you think you are, Donald Trump?

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That TERF Owl's avatar

#1 or 11

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